Sunday, 4 September 2011

An open letter to Boots / Oral B

Dear Sir/Madam

I recently purchased a bottom of the range electric toothbrush from you. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for such a display of utter cuntery that I am almost rendered speechless and insensible with disgust.

Selling an electrical device usually suggests a 'plug and play' mentality in the UK, and including the phrase 'mains rechargeable' kind of lead me to believe it could be recharged... from the mains.

Once I had opened the package - cleverly designed so that I had to use a knife, a pair of scissors and a large fork - trashing it totally, thus rendering the item non-returnable ( and cutting my finger in the process ) I discovered that it had a 2 pin fitting - and no adapter... so I have to either go out and buy one.. or throw the fucking thing away. There is no reference to this on the pack, in the instructions or on the display.

It's now sitting on the table, unloved and unwanted - testament to my gulibility and your shittyness.

Kindy fuck off.

Yours, respectfully

A dissatisfied customer.

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