A woman is to be lashed 99 times in Iran for 'spreading indecency and corruption" for allowing a photograph of herself to be printed in The Times without her veil, even though they used the wrong picture.
There are 6 million people in the UK who are to have their Tax bills revised ( upwards ) - I received a brown envelope myself yesterday and have yet to open it.
Eggs and shoes thrown at Tony Blair, nice - in other parts of the world it would be rocks, grenades and the severed limbs of small children. He's a lucky boy.
Lots or coverage of the Tamara Drewe film - I'm not that bothered about seeing it - but I read the comic at the time in the Guardian and she struck me as the kind of woman who should be buried up to her neck in sand and then stoned. ( I'm being metaphorical - she's not actually a real person )
In the Sunday Mail ( sharp intake of breath ) ... Woman beaten by copper, Elton's mum sells gold discs, Claire Sweeny drops 7lb, Amanda Redmond marries Toyboy, Liam Neeson scores with Blonde, paper still scratching about in the dirt for Hague gossip, dead spook submerged in 'mystery liquid' to speed up decay, burnt and mutilated corpse on golf course 'probably missing a foot'.
In the News Of The World, tits, tits, tits... and the biggest tit of all - potato faced throwback Wayne Rooooonee scores with slapper as walnut faced Coleeeen carries offspring - fancy that - spoilt, overpaid, moronic fuck wit shags whore who then goes to the papers - it includes the immortal line ( from the scrubber )
"Wayne certainly enjoyed all our meetings and didn't seem to care what he was doing to his wife. I think he believes he's invincible and untouchable. As a woman, I wouldn't like that done to me - especially if I was pregnant."
You are a prostitute - you stupid girl - what did you think was happening..
All this from a man who names his child after the sound you make clearing phglem from your throat.
And finally...., last night they finally screened two women fighting on the X Factor - it had been touted in the press for some time - so this is popular culture now? We get a big build up to two fat, socially inadequate women ( with numbers stamped on them like livestock at a cattle market ) making fools of themselves in front of the nation and then one launching an unprovoked attack on the other? We might as well bring back bear bating and gladiatorial trials....
"The public gets what the public wants, that's entertainment...." repeat to fade
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