Overheard in Hastings

I popped into the nearly new shop and was flicking through the DVD's, it was quiet and the staff were talking to each other.

"...it's such a shame - I can never forgive him - he went out with that girl and when they already had 2 toddlers he told her he was gay and that was that. I can always tell - you know, as soon as I hear them speak - I just know. I can't forgive him - I still go out drinking with him - but I'm very careful - I went out with him myself for a while before he met her - mind you, it works both ways, that Christian off Eastenders - he pretends to be gay in real life but he's not - I know he isn't, it's just for show and I can't watch X Factor anymore because of that Gary Barlow - it's so obvious that him and Robbie are a couple, they must think we're stupid, anyway - I did go for a drink with him last week and we were in Modo and he started talking to a big bloke and he said to me that he fancied him, but I said he was wasting his time and was going to get his head kicked in - but he was, you know - and they slept together - and it's strange because I can always tell so it must have been the drink."

I didn't buy anything.