Last night I dreamed I was in 'The Archers' - it was a live action version. It was also in colour - strange, because most of my dreams are monochrome. I was somebodys brother, got into a lot of fights over money and had a punch up with Pat over the rebranding of the organic food range. we also had to battle giant spiders from Mars and made a lot of tomato based italian food - I don't know where the last bit came from. There was also a lot of drama aound the fact that I shaved my head.
I'd like to make it clear I wasn't drinking last night.