Something in colour, for a change

I had a conversation yesterday with someone about my large collection of very scary kids toys - so here are a few of my favourites.

Jolly and very badly soiled sailor... the sort of thing that would give most adults nightmares.

'Junior' shoe horn and clothes brush - the shoe horn doubles up as the scary clown tongue, it is something that horrifies and fascinates at the same time.

Jolly rent boy in sailors outfit - he has amphetamine eyes, rather like a famous pop star I once met coming out of a toilet cubicle - pupils like pin pricks...

Scary kiddie fiddler doll, wearing lipstick.... be afraid, be very afraid...

... and my favourite, the blissed out wanking doll... words fail....