I bought some salad stuff ( it's fecking scorching ) and at the queue for the till - I witnessed the following exchange.
fat girl in miniskirt and black nylon tights - talking on phone, she had already had most of her items swiped by the till person, but had noticed that there was a 2 for 1 offer on certain alcoholic stuff - so rather than pay - she called her friend to chat through all tye options for 10 mins while we all waited.
" scotch yeah, scotch - no - their own, hang on - do you do Glenmorangie? - no she said it's not in the offer, well have vodka, well have rum - you like rum, well try the scotch - it's Bells, why not, no they won't let you - no really - have the vodka, I like vodka, go on - no, well, there is scotch - what about Archers, EVERYBODY loves Archers, why not - well have the scotch - ok, she'll have Bells"
( this is much reduced - it went on for about 10 mins... I was very angry... she had 2 bottles of Bells.
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That reminded me of a 'Drunken Bakers' sketch from Viz.
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