Classic Cunt Corner.

Please don't go to The Daily ail to read this - or buy Hello - it will only wind you up, but here are some edited highlights from a report of the marriage of Alexandra Aitken and some Sikh bloke she met -

Their marriage was blessed by 150 holy men from the Nihang, a military Sikh order to which her new husband belongs.


‘When I said, “Daddy, I might be wearing a turban next time you see me”, it was a bit of a shock,’ she told Hello! magazine.

 ( gosh - isn't she outrageous!!!) 
Alexandra, 30, first spotted her future husband two years ago when she was practising yoga at the Golden Temple in Amritsar, near the foothills of the Himalayas.

( oh - so just a normal day then )
 
Although she spent a week in his company, they did not exchange a single word. It was only on her second visit that they declared their feelings for each other and decided to marry.

( right... ok.... that's plausible )

After her family’s money and possessions were seized by the bailiffs, Alexandra demanded thousands of pounds a day for photo-shoots and held non-stop parties in the grand central London family home.
Then she moved to Hollywood where she performed psychic readings for celebrities.
She later set up a yoga retreat in Los Angeles, spending her days sitting crossed-legged on a wooden floor imploring students to connect with their ‘inner Om'

( whatever... )

I shall have my children running around the Himalayas,’ she said.

( a health and safety nightmare, if you ask me )

she was also quite pleased that several saints came to her wedding.... as they.