Jamie Oliver HERO - for being slightly less of a twat this year and putting Hastings at center stage of his new advertising campaign
Nigella Lawson VILLAIN - for being uber twat of the year, smug, arrogant and self important - her latest series was toe curling, crass and offensive.
Gordon Brown HERO - Dour, parsimonious and brittle - slightly off the scale of the Autisic Spectrum and crap with people - but honest, committed and loved by people close to him, what's not to like? Will be thought of more fondly in years to come than his predecessor
David Cameron / Nick Clegg VILLAIN - the political Punch and Judy show has become Fred and Rose
Bradley Manning HERO - the real hero behind the Wikileaks story... but we don't hear much about him because the yanks have him in solitary confinement and he'll probably never see the light of day again
Julian Assange VILLAIN - for thinking it's all about him
Matt Baker HERO - for being ace
Scott Maslen VILLAIN - for being a self satisfied cunt who has had it easy all his life.
Emmerdale HERO - for being slightly more interesting than I gave it credit for
Eastenders VILLAIN - shrill, hysterical misery mash-ups, cardboard cutout characters and parody pastiches of life.
Mark Zuckenberg HERO - clever fucker who isn't smug or good looking and is giving away most of his fortune
Murdock VILLAIN - meglomaniac monster and world class cunt
Barak Obama HERO - quietly getting better all the time
Sarah Palin / Christine O'Donnel VILLAIN - satanic monsters from the pit of hell, literally
Frankie Boyle HERO - putting the F word in Funny
Jonathon Ross VILLAIN - the Monsieur Creosote of light entertainment, give him a wafer thin mint
Arleen Philips HERO - Dignified, talented and respected
Cheryl Cole VILLAIN - none of the above
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Can I add that stupid bitch who bought her three sons several hundred miles to attend Raoul Moat's funeral and was quoted as saying:
"It was a nice day out for the kids...better than Legoland. I absolutely loved him. I just think he is a hero and I wanted to pay my respects. He kept them coppers on the run all that time. Fair enough people died but they must have deserved it.
If social services have a go at me for it, I'll tell them where to go. As for taking my kids, I'm glad I did and I couldn't care less what other people think."
Oh - yes!! I forgot about her!!!
I think I must have thought it was all a bad dream....
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