I braved the fog bank into town, only to find the toilets at Priory Meadow are out of commission for a re-fit. If there is one thing that freaks me out - it's public toilets. At least the one at PM was always clean and orderly - I had to use the one opposite BHS - which gave me the creeps.
Managed to get everything I needed - so on top of a stack of papework I have the materials to craft at least 200 moustaches for Friday Night. I'm doing a number of styles....
The Celtic Tiger - nice bushy number in russet red
The Sven - rather fetching blonde number
The Tom of Finland - blonde again, but rather more meat to it
The 'Petite Coquette' - smallsis hittler style moustache for the ladies
The Cad - rakish number in black
L' Hombre - a whopper
The Man of Aran - in black or red, something to keep the cold out
The Chuck Norris - with detachable Goatee
I shall also be crafting matching eyebrows and sideburns if needed.
6 comments:
hilarious, I'd like a Sven please!
or maybe Tom of Finland.....?
or Tom of Poundland...
I wouldn't be caught dead in that place.
Darn it, I wish I was coming. Martyn had hinted at it but got a "London Offer". Otherwise we would have come.
Hx
"London Offer".... is that what they call it these days.... (taps nose)
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