Thursday, 21 October 2010

In praise of Wayne Rooney

you stupid little fuck
you talentless poltroon
you potato headed twat
you gormless, gibbering loon

why don't you give us all a break
why don't you just get lost
why don't you get out of my face
why don't you just fuck off

you stumpy, turd faced, wanker
you greedy little shit
you ignorant, moronic prat
you incoherent twit

nobody cares about you now
you grubby little cunt
I wish you would just disappear
you wretched, ugly, runt.

4 comments:

Steerforth said...

That was beautiful. I'd like to hear umpteen thousand football fans chant it in unison.

He is stumpy, potatoesque, ugly, gormless, ignorant and greedy, but please don't insult the baboons.

I suppose we'll have to endure the cult of St Coleen next - the patron saint of ordinariness. The last "wronged woman" was Kerry Katona.

Schneewittchen said...

I don't feel it was harsh enough. Poetic though, very poetic.

Grey Area said...

S - you are right, that was very wrong of me, I had intended to use Poltroon but didn't want to appear elitist - I've now amended.

Richard de Pesando MA(RCA) said...

ha ha ha!!!! Excellent!

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