Wednesday already

In the CO-OP, everyone seemed morbidly obese - and buying crap. The baskets were full of Ice cream, Ginsters and large tins of chocolates. There was a huge reduction on big bags of potatoes and two blokes from the dogy house up the road ( the ones who stole my identity to get free vetinary care ) were loading 30p sacks of spuds into a trolley - a season of chips awaits them kids.

A girl of about 17 was blocking the door with a giant baby bugy, massive fucking thing - full of accessories, there was a child in there somewhere under the add-ons. It was parked at 90 degrees in the door - she was fat - wearing skin tight grey marl leggings and T shirt with some other stuff I can't begin to describe or understand. Giant hoop earings, I was trying to negotiate passed as she picked her nose - she shot me an angry look that said "I'M IN CHARGE HERE, I AN SHE-CHAV, WE RULE THE WORLD".

I occured to me that if I swung my bag at just the right speed and angle I could shave the top right off the little fuckers head.

Everyone in the CO-OP had bought a bottle of Rose.

Nothing on the telly except Pope Stuff, and I hardly think I'm going to be watching that....