Monday, 20 September 2010

10 Unanswerable Questions

- as found on the BBC site... easy-peasy.

1. What is the meaning of life?
- an overrated film and simple evolutionary process, birth, fuck, breed, die and repeat etc.

2. Is there a God?
- nope, not in my house

3. Do blondes have more fun?
- they would like us to believe this one - but they spend just as much time drunk on the bathroom floor and crying their eyes out in their shorts as we do

4. What is the best diet?
- ask a starving Ethiopian, and stop worrying about calories

5. Is there anybody out there?

- of course there is - I just hope they are smart enough to stay away

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
- whoever you have pinned up on the bedroom wall

7. What is love?

- small chemical,and hormonal bursts, expensive and tragic consequences

8. What is the secret to happiness?

- stupidity, lack of self awareness and staggering beauty.

9. Did Tony Soprano die?
- nope - he's still acting in films

10. How long will I live?
- not long enough

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